The Kingdom of Womble 569 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.57 billion Womble 569ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The strong Womble 569ian economy, worth 541 trillion pesos a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Average income is 51,264 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 330,406 per year while the poor average 3,213, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 569's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 569 is ranked 227,707^th in the world and 1,913^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.